
Paul Charchian chops it up with bidding advice for Week 9 in Guillotine Leagues, offering strategy on both highly-ranked players and some low-priced options.
Welcome to Week 9, Guillotine Leaguers!
I’m here every Tuesday offering Guillotine Leagues™️ waiver wire guidance to help you strategize your bidding.
Week 8 was a historic bloodbath. I've been doing this for six years, and I can't remember a week that had last week's double-whammy combination of a six-team bye week and a glut of high-profile dud games. You'll read about those players in a few minutes.
As a result, some great teams got chopped. I'm willing to wager, in your league, this is the best crop of free agents you've seen all year.
So, with some great names on the waiver wire, is it time to spend?
Of course, the answer depends on your team's level of need, but I'm going to give a broad answer: Yes.
For me, Halloween is when I shift my Guillotine mindset. To this point, I've been advising you to save FAAB above all else, which comes at the expense of your roster. But, we're reaching a stage of the season where two things have shifted:
| Week 1 Acquisitions | Last week's Acquisitions | |
| >$300 | 14 players | 3 players |
| >$400 | 7 players | 1 players |
| >$500 | 2 players | 0 players |
If you've saved FAAB, you're effectively getting a BOGO on end-game players: You can buy two for the price of one.
By waiting, you also gained an arbitrage victory by not investing significant FAAB in high-profile players who ended up hurt, like Bucky Irving, Omarion Hampton, James Conner, Malik Naber or Lamar Jackson, to name a few.
Regular readers, you know I never advocate for spending FAAB unnecessarily, including now. If you've got a great roster, keep saving FAAB. But we've hit the time of year when opening the wallet makes sense, especially for end-game players. They'll help you stay alive now, against tougher competition. And they'll help you in December when you're trying to win your league.
Also, be sure to listen to the CHOP Podcast, for greater detail and conversation about the week's waiver wire decision.
Over the course of this story, you'll see a lot specific bidding advice. Those values need to be weighed against the strength of your roster and your likelihood of survival. You can’t bid correctly if you don’t establish your level of desperation—hopefully very little.
If you have a short-term roster problem due to bye weeks or injury, your goal should be to solve the problem with a cheap replacement player to cover your roster for a few weeks.
If your roster has a long-term problem, you’ll need to be more aggressive to land a good replacement player who can sustain you for months.
How much should you spend? Here’s a broad rule of thumb:
As I mentioned at the outset, it's a crazy, maybe historic, week on the waiver wire. Eight of these 10 free agents are end-game players! Complicating matters, half this list is heading into their bye this week or next. Break out your abaci, because this week is ultra tricky!
10. SF RB Christian McCaffrey (13.0% chop rate)
9. DET RB Jahmyr Gibbs (13.1% chop rate)
8. LAC WR Quentin Johnston (13.6% chop rate)
7. CLE RB Quinshon Judkins (13.6% chop rate)
6. MIN RB Jordan Mason (13.6% chop rate)
5. ATL RB Bijan Robinson (16.7% chop rate)
4. ATL WR Drake London (16.8% chop rate)
3. Dal QB Dak Prescott (17.2% chop rate)
2. Dal TE Jake Ferguson (20.4% chop rate)
1. TB QB Baker Mayfield (20.6% chop rate)
I don't do this most weeks, but check out the amazing next three most-chopped players, all superstars!
Waiver Advice For “Regular” Guys
These are the caliber of guys who are popping up on “traditional league” waiver wires, but you'll also want to consider for Guillotine usage. They're generally cheap and could provide short-term help.
It's a thin week for the regular guys. Instead, focus your spending on the many big-name players who just got chopped.
CLE RBs Dylan Sampson—Charch recommends $1.
At the time of this writing, it's unclear how much time Quinshon Judkins may miss, but with a bye week coming, he may not miss any game time. Still, if you're rostering Judkins and want a Week 10 hedge, you could throw a buck on Sampson. Jerome Ford appears to be third on the depth chart after getting zero rushes and two targets last Sunday.
NYG RB Tyrone Tracy—Charch recommends $20.
With Cam Skattebo's horrific season-ending ankle injury, Tyrone Tracy reverts to his former role as the Giants' starting running back. Tracy isn't as good as Skattebo, but should find his way to 10-15 touches a game. It'll be fascinating to see if Tracy will pick up Skattebo's four targets per game, which would be tremendously helpful in Guillotine's PPR scoring format. Tracy's other limiting factor will be a lack of touchdowns. Tracy has no touches from inside the 5 and only one touch in the red zone. Devin Singletary will likely get goal-line carries, which limits Tracy's upside. And, no I wouldn't bid on Singletary.
MIA RB Ollie Gordon—Charch recommends $0.
For once, a head coach told the truth! Last week, Mike McDaniel said he wanted to get Ollie Gordon more involved in his offense, and he actually did it! Gordon got a career-high 10 carries and averaged a healthy 4.6 yards per carry. And, it wasn't all garbage-time carries in the Dolphins' improbable slaughter (some would call it a "birdemic") of the Falcons. De'Von Achane remains the starter and that's not changing until/unless there's an injury, but Gordon remains the goal-line back.
PHI RB Tank Bigsby—Charch recommends $0.
If there's an excuse to extol the virtues of Tank Bigsby, you know I'll do it! With Saquon Barkley resting in the fourth quarter (groin, blowout), Bigsby got extended carries and made an emphatic point that he's the second-best runner on the team, ahead of Will Shipley and AJ Dillon. The Eagles are on bye this week, and Barkley will likely return in Week 10 against the Packers. But, if you want Barkley's handcuff, it's Bigsby.
Here's some bonus Bigsby coverage only I care about. Here's the yardage gained on each of his touches from Sunday: 18 yards, 0, 29, 8, 3, 10, 7, 12, 17. Dude was a machine. A steel machine of war with treads and a gun. If only there was a word for it.
HOU WR Jaylin Noel—Charch recommends $0
Whenever (if ever?) Christian Kirk returns from injury, I'm not sure he gets his job back. The Texans have been more productive with Noel the past two weeks, with him producing 77 and 63 yards—solid numbers despite Noel running only 23 and 19 routes, respectively. I'd only bid $0 because he's not startable this week against Denver's defense, so he'll be chewing up a roster spot for two weeks.
GB WR Christian Watson—Charch recommends $0
In all probability, the Packers' wide receiver situation will remain a total clusterboink, fraught with danger for Guillotine players. But I'm mentioning Christian Watson for two reasons. First, good for him on a seemingly full recovery from his ACL; he ran 24 routes on Sunday night. Second, don't spend any FAAB on Packers' receivers. Watson creates one more mouth to feed in an already-unreliable receiver room. At this stage of the season, you need more reliability than the Packers receivers can offer.
LV WR Tre Tucker—Charch recommends $1
I think Jakobi Meyers will get his wish for a trade, which would leave Tre Tucker as the undisputed No. 1 receiver for the Raiders. Tucker's been incredibly inconsistent so far this year, but it's easy to envision him settling into reliable production down the road.
KC RB Kareem Hunt and Brashard Smith—Charch recommends $15 and $1, respectively
The severity of Isiah Pacheco's sprained MCL has not been disclosed, but typically it's a 2-4 week injury. Kareem Hunt is the presumed receipient of most of Pacheco's missing carries, particularly at the goal line where he scored twice on Monday night. Hunt's metrics are lousy, but Andy Reid seems to like his reliable veteran. Rookie Brashard Smith should also see an uptick in usage, but barring a breakout, will likely remain the second option in the backfield.